They aren't perfect, but they are my attempt at the world of virtual cards. These are the Celebrity Rookie Cards.
Back in 1970, the Nationals were still the Expos. Dick Cheney made his political debut in 1969, but his Nationals debut much later (after they had morphed from the Expos). Make sense? It doesn't really matter. He's no threat to Strasburg, but Cheney does deserve a Celebrity Rookie Card. It is a bit off center, in keeping with cards of that era.
Bill Paxton is another member of the Celebrity Dodgers. I'm not trying to start any trouble, but it looks like he stole Tommy Paciorek's old jersey. Maybe Paxton figured he'd blend in with all of those great outfielders the Dodgers had back then.